No more electricity at Casa del Mar, Just like the Fox News crew I am reporting as well. And if there is no electricity how the h#ll is Martin posting online? No blackberry honey... Ποσειδών or Neptune who happens to be Zeus' little brother, whose stole the thunderbolt for me so I can have electricity whenever I feel like it. (Ποσειδών is the only mythological lover that I ever had and ever will; I am sorry your feathers are not fast enough Quetzalcoatl).
Anyways, turns out that a tiny little cloud named John became very popular amogst the teenager clouds, he proved he could sing and became the Pacifican Idol, all of its followers gathered in Acapulco and decided to keep celebrating on the pacific coast. As you can imagine he became a wealthy guy and brainless as he is, was convinced to bring all his crowd with him to Manzanillo, well he decided he didnt like it there and refused to land, he kept looking and looking and like any other it boy, he could not make up his mind... far away and so beautiful Kristy appeared, sexy, flawless... a fox, who decided to be seen and then scape... dear Johnny decided to follow her, butr his success had deminished from being the hottes thing to a People Magazine regular commoner... Kristy went after Ioke (he must be something to be called Typhoon); broken hearted and the money still there... by the grace of god he decided to visit Los Cabos and play golf.
He is bringing something we do not have here... kinda rain to the desert... he is bringing his crowd in low season! We had no option but to book all the available rooms for his party, and also tried and succeded getting people out of the hotel... he is pretty uptight and wanted the whole thing for himself; we also gathered the crème de la crème of our staff to get the whole property ready for such arrival.
Restaurants and Beach club closed, because we didn't want to upset him, it was the rainy season and we could not provide the experience he deserved. A lounge was set up at the library and the meeting room turned into a entertaining room (the chess table, ping pong table for a sexy tournament, some beds (we heard he hates carpet burn) a lap top, screen and a stack of academy award winning movies, hors d'oeuvres, sodas, wine, spirits, massage therapist on call, etc.), our staff has been here for more than 24 hours and staying in the rooms right beside his, we wont mess up!
Wunderground, (his travel agent) informed us he would be here 8 hours ago... big old popstar! he is late! We are still waiting for you Johnny! (John is for the media and Mom only)
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