Lova ya'll!

(Clearing my throat to write)... here we are, back to one of the most terrible day's in human history, and it comes around every year. ”Disastrous!” “Awful!” “Not my kind of day!” “I hate Valentine's day!” We hear that from our loved ones who do not feel the love... is not that they cannot feel it, is just that they need a stronger level of it... nobody's responsibility! Terrible things in history have happened on the 45th day of the Gregorian calendar and here are some examples:

Events
1349 - Approximately 2,000 Jews were burned to death by mobs in Strasbourg and expelled from the city. (I do respect people, not Jews or Muslims or Catholics because from the outside is hard to get… get it?)
1779 - James Cook was killed by Native Hawaiians near Kealakekua on the Island of Hawaii. (He took away their innocence!)
1835 - The original Quorum of the Twelve Apostles, of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, is formed in Kirtland, Ohio. (Good lord!)
1876 - Alexander Graham Bell applies for a patent for the telephone, as does Elisha Gray. (Carlos Slim says thank you!)
1879 - The War of the Pacific breaks out when Chilean armed forces occupy the Bolivian port city of Antofagasta. (it’s true!)
1895 - First performance of Oscar Wilde's last play The Importance of Being Earnest at the St James's Theatre in London. (Go Oscar… then suffer!)
1900 - Russia responds to international pressure to free Finland by tightening imperial control over the country. (Reason why Finland vodka is not as good as it should be had they stayed Russian… but they are first world now… go figure)
1918 - Tarzan of the Apes, the first movie featuring Edgar Rice Burroughs' Tarzan character, is released. (ever wonder why the jungle is endangered?)
1918 - The Soviet Union adopts the Gregorian calendar (1 February according to the Julian calendar). (weakness)
1920 - The League of Women Voters is founded in Chicago, Illinois. (Jesus! Joseph! and…)
1924 - The International Business Machines Corporation (IBM) is founded. (Let’s go GLOBAL)
1929 - St. Valentine's Day Massacre: Seven gangster rivals of Al Capone are murdered in Chicago, Illinois. (it’s all said and yes, done)
1945 - President Franklin D. Roosevelt meets with King Ibn Saud of Saudi Arabia aboard the USS Quincy, officially starting the U.S.-Saudi diplomatic relationship. (and freedom was lost forever)
1949 - The Knesset (Israeli parliament) first convenes. (And the hope of freedom… died)
1962 - First Lady Jacqueline Kennedy takes television viewers on a tour of the White House. (and the entire world is supposed to care!)
1966 - The Irish Institute in Mexico City is founded by Fr. Marcial Maciel (and so… in time… one of my friends was rapped)
1989 - Iranian leader Ruhollah Khomeini issues a fatwa encouraging Muslims to kill the author of The Satanic Verses, Salman Rushdie. (com’on world!)
1989 - The first of 24 satellites of the Global Positioning System is placed into orbit. (told ya… no freedom!)
2004 - In a suburb of Moscow, Russia, the roof of the Transvaal water park collapses, killing more than 25 people, and wounding more than 100 others. (I was
shopping for your Valentine’s day present with my mom and all of the sudden she was dead under tons of concrete… I guess I can’t make it to your place!
(Love and the Russian winter))
2005 - Lebanon's former Prime Minister, Rafik Hariri, is assassinated, prompting the Cedar Revolution (Intifada of Independence). (Poor Lebanon)
2005 - Seven people were killed and 151 wounded in a series of bombings by suspected Al-Qaeda-linked militants that hit the Philippines' Makati financial district in Metro Manila, Davao City, and General Santos City. (No Mexicans were injured)2006 - chip and PIN - UK cardholders had to use their PIN to be sure they could pay with their chip and PIN card. This change was made to better protect cardholders against fraudsters. (They just want to spend their bloody money!)

Some people has also been born on this day... Parents believe this is a proof that Adonai likes us to celebrate love on this day... but I think different and so do other people.

1913 - Jimmy Hoffa, American labor union leader (disappeared 1975) (Exhibit A)
1942 - Michael Bloomberg, Mayor of New York City (Exhibit B)
1942 - Ricardo Rodríguez, Mexican racing driver (d. 1962) (Exhibit C + jerk)
1948 - Teller, American magician (Penn and Teller) (Jerk + Exhibit D)
1972 - Rob Thomas, American musician (matchbox twenty) (Papi Exhibit E)1974 - Filippa Giordano, Italian singer (Mami Exhibit F)

Some people also die this day; they obviously did not love anybody, who wants to make people cry on this day? Like it is not enough! (Some people love themselves so much (and had the guts as well), they decided to send the source of their unhappiness to the grave)

Deaths
1317 - Marguerite of France, queen of Edward I of England (b. 1282) (He wanted a new wife)
1400 - King Richard II of England (murdered) (b. 1367) (he was tightfisted)
1405 - Timur, Mongol conqueror (b. 1336) (He murdered a lot of people)
1523 - Pope Adrian VI (he was a pope)
1571 - Odet de Coligny, French cardinal and Protestant (b. 1517) (He was a cardinal)
1714 - Maria Luisa of Savoy, Queen Consort of Spain (b. 1688) (She didn’t want to have sex with the king!)
1779 - James Cook, British naval captain and explorer (b. 1728) (He was wearing tights)
1831 - Vicente Guerrero, Mexican revolutionary hero (b. 1782) (He was himself)
1894 - Eugène Charles Catalan, Belgian mathematician (b. 1814) (He liked math)
1943 - Dora Gerson, German actress, cabaret singer, and Holocaust victim (b. 1899) (Actress, singer, holocaust victim… is your bell ringing?)
1943 - David Hilbert, German mathematician (b. 1862) (He also like math)
1949 - Yusuf Salman Yusuf, Iraqi-Assyrian communist leader (b. 1901) (He had the name Yusuf twice)
1959 - Baby Dodds, American jazz drummer (b. 1898) (His neighbor didn’t like drums)
1969 - Vito Genovese, American gangster (b. 1897) (He was a gangster)
1970 - Herbert Strudwick, English cricketer (b. 1880). (He played cricket)
1974 - Stewie Dempster, New Zealand cricketer (b. 1903) (He played cricket as well)
1989 - James Bond, American ornithologist (b. 1900) (He was a spy, he implanted cameras on birds)
1994 - Andrei Chikatilo, Russian serial killer (executed) (b. 1936) (He killed for a hobby)
2002 - Nándor Hidegkuti, Hungarian footballer (b. 1922) (My dog’s Hungarian)
2003 - Dolly the sheep, first cloned mammal (b. 1996) (good bye Dolly!)
2005 - Rafik Hariri, Lebanese politician and billionaire businessman (b. 1944) (He should’ve been born in Mexico)

And sometimes we all forget about the greatest of them all… the love of God, no matter time or place we have always been loved!